I watched this movie over a month ago, but I hated it so much that I had to write about it. The movie sets you up for disappointment right from the beginning. They show a montage of all these insane coincidences so I was like cool, this movie is gonna end in an awesome coincidence that ties all these strangers together. But, that never happened. It just shows these random characters who have no meaningful connection other than the fact that all their lives suck. For THREE HOURS. It just keeps going on and on and on, jumping between these different characters, but doesn’t show quite enough of any of them for me to really care about their background or story. All I know is that none of them were likable they were all actually really annoying to be honest. Actually I outright hated all of them. The most interesting character would have to be Tom Cruises character. Mostly because he was a psycho. So basically it was Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise. Now we’re just getting to the point that annoys me the most. Picture this: you sit through two and a half hours of extremely boring and senseless material, and then frogs start raining from the sky. No explanation is given. And then the movie ends.
This movie shouldn’t exist. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. P.S. The Master sucks too.
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